Outrageous Party Favors for Your Election Night Party

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Finally! With Election Day less than a week away, the race to the White House is nearly over. All that’s left, really, is to head to the polls, cast your vote, then pray. But why not host an election party so you and your friends can watch the results roll in together?

If you do plan on hosting an election party, you’ll need something to cut the tension (other than generous amounts of alcohol)—and it turns out there are plenty of party favors out there that poke fun at both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. We’re not playing favorites here!

So whomever you’re rooting for or ranting against, consider these games, coasters, and assorted doodads to elicit good-hearted guffaws in your kitchen, bathroom, and beyond. It’s more evidence that this race has brought out the best in everyone!

Pin the Toupee on Trump

Whether Trump’s hair is real or a weave is still a hotly debated mystery, but regardless of where your guests land on this important topic, they are likely to appreciate Pin the Toupee on Trump ($16.95). This take on the classic kids birthday game has everything you need: a blindfold, Trump poster, and seven toupees.

Bonus points for accuracy!

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Hillary Clinton piñata

If Clinton’s email woes make you so mad you’re tempted to hit something with a stick, why not take aim at a piñata ($32.95) in her honor?

Who knew such a “nasty woman” could contain such sweet treats?

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Trump and Clinton toilet paper

This one might be a bit crass. but it’s a classic, right? While guests sit on their porcelain throne, they can silently (please) chuckle while using Trump toilet paper ($9.95) or the Clinton version ($8.99). But be forewarned, many reviewers complained about the thinness of the paper. One ply is not enough, so prepare to double up.

A free Donald Trump calendar is included (for real).

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Perfect for a red state home

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Deal or no deal

Odds are you’ve heard of the popular game Cards Against Humanity, which challenges players to fill in the blanks of phrases with hilarious results. Now there are presidential parodies: Humanity Hates Trump and Humanity Hates Hillary Too ($14.95 to $24.95). These cards feature memorable quotes from both candidates, lest you forget any zany zingers.

Gives a whole new meaning to “trump” cards.

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Rules? There are no rules.Hillary-canceling headphones

Let’s face it, Clinton isn’t the most engaging orator, so it’s no surprise that some might enjoy tuning her out with these Hillary Cancelling headphones ($14.99).

“How awesome will these be for exercising?” said one enthusiastic reviewer. “No matter if she gets elected or not, these headphones are here to stay.”

For when you need to tune out all that political posturing

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Small hands

Speaking of memorable quotes, remember Trump’s comments about his “small hands”? How could you forget? And now you can buy your own pair of small hands ($10.99) just in time to start pointing fingers.

Fun fact: Trump’s hands are reportedly 7.25 inches long, which is smaller than the hands of 85% of men.

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Deplorable coaster

Whether or not you consider yourself in the “basket of deplorables,” you deserve a stiff drink, and so you might as well have a decent coaster ($15.28) for it. Bottom’s up!

Save your table from liquid stains as you toast your favorite candidate.

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